(Source: hogwartskidsproblems)
They call him the young wolf. They say he rides into battle on the back of giant direwolf. They say he can turn into a wolf himself when he wants. The say he can’t be killed.
Were sitting in class when these two kids knock on the window and a kid from our class opens the window and the kids start doing a drug deal and our teacher is just standing there like “DO YOU GUYS THINK IM BLIND”
Is he blowing invisible bubbles? Way to keep your evil image, Satan.
aww satan u so cute
just think about this for a sec
no one in the history of humanity before now has ever thought or uttered the words “aww satan u so cute”
cute
s a t a n
satan being cute
satan blowing imaginary bubbles and being cute
i think this says something meaningful about the people we’ve become
but look at him
my favourite picture on tumblr ever
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD
THREETY THREE THOUG H
FORTY FOUR TH-
wait
I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
instead of saying “horny” why don’t people just say “sexcited”
“sobbing, omg screaming, literally dead” I type as I sit straight-faced and completely devoid of visible emotion in front of my laptop
(Source: harknessing)